Fact or fiction?

Passes at a glance. Fails review.

Trusted by no one.

Fabricated results.

Scalable. No chance.

Consistently inconsistent.

Next session. Different codebase.

Same bug. New day.

More babysitting. Less building.

Built fast. Broke faster.

Not what I asked.

Your conventions. Ignored.

It's right. You're wrong.

Entropy included.

No tests. No failures.

Clueless. Committed.

Compiles. Ships. Breaks.

NO MORE

Are you ready?

Let reality match your expectations.

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